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Wii Shop Channel

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Wii Shop Channel With Lyrics, 2014, İngilizce

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You will buy these things
You will buy these things
You will buy these things
Welcome to the Wii Shop Channel
We have software und games to sell
So we wrote this hypnotic tune
Which turns your brain into a prune
Oh ja, pruny brains
The kind of brains that buy stuff
Even games that no one ever played
Ja, we've got lots of that
We've got classics like Chew Man Fu
Who could forget Neutopia II?
Double Dungeons und Dragon's Curse
They sound fun, right? Now grab your purse
We want your cash
Mit no frivolous distractions
Minimal design, simple, pure, und light
Here's the bottom line: basically, it's white
Catchy music, it makes you buy
Und it's so fun to watch you try
It may take you a thousand clicks
Party like it's 2006
Buy the game
It's better than a cartridge
Who would want to blow a faulty cart?
Gay und lady carts!
You need Wii Points to buy our stuff
It looks like you don't have enough
You must input your credit card
Und we purposely made it hard
Ha, ha, ha, ha, look at your face
You just clicked for twenty minutes
Then we switched the side where you click for "yes"
Do it all again
Trollin' for the win
Ja, mein little Wii
We're gonna make a strange, clunky little store program
Und we'll use the money to buy beer und spam
Buy some stuff, und then please buy some more stuff
That's my song about the Wii Shop
Not to be confused mit eShop
Please shop at the Wii Shop 'til you die
Or if you're not old enough, ask your parents for help