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Super Mario 64 Water Levels

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Super Mario 64 Water Levels (With Lyrics), 2020, İngilizce

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Splish
Splash
Splosh
Sploosh
I probably shouldn't swim in denim overalls
I am chafing now
Abrasive fabric riding up my cartoon balls
And they're chafing, ow
Since I've been in this painting
I'm tender in my tainting
I'm sorry for complain-ting
Curse these juicy thicc thighs
I'll breathe a bubble from a time-worn pirate chest
(Cough)
That bubble, ew
(Cough cough)
Back to the subject of my thighs
By now you've guessed
What chub rub'll do
Hey
Weird how the coins give me air and power
At least now I won't need a shower
Just need baby powder!
This is sponsored by
Monistat Complete Care Relief Gel
I'm up in Jolly Roger bay and Dire Dire Docks
Oh, a submarine
Okay
My greatest enemy's a random pirate box
Well I'm a drama queen, baybay
A salty ocean dive here
A scary shark can thrive here
Agh
But goldfish can't survive here
They're freshwater
Plot hole!
They make you swim in almost all the Marios
Ahhh
Variety
I get this feeling like in Sonic water zones
Oh, it's
Anxiety
Eek
I'm out of breath and the tension's mounting
Swimming up every second's counting
Hey kids watch me drowning!
Haha fun times
I did the swimming through a chain of water rings
And the star's right there!
Grrr! Give it to me!
The render distance isn't great
But what's that thing?
Hmm
Maybe I'll stop and stare
Oh my god! What the f!
This game is for kids, that is scary as f!
Get out of here with that s
I'm gonna keep the lights on tonight
Jesus, man!