Lyrics
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Verse 1
Three big buff men fill up my holes, I just got fucked by a bull (Was?)
Everybody's saying my songs are tuff, I got banged by a guy that's buff (Was?)
I need them to free R Kelly, then I'm gonna call him on his celly (Was?)
Celly sounds like cellophane, I'm gonna hit the towers with a plane (Was?)
My pockets are so fat that they're Nolan
If you push him down a hill he'll be rollin' (Was?)
I made an elevator that goes to space
I say slurs against every race (Was?)
My name is Jörg in German (Was?)
Other races are vermin (Was?)
My penis tastes like Pop-Tarts
They're gonna put me in a cop car (Was?)
Bridge
Me and Robert E. Lee just robbed a CVS
Nobody's as slimy as my peepee is
Sam Moe Lester's hard drive is full of little kids
They should free P Diddy, he didn't diddle kids
Verse 2
I been fucking on a man named Gerald
I’m in Cleveland and I’m reading the News Herald
I got rabies from a dog that was feral
Everybody else’s music is terrible
Wakey Wakey Eggs & Bakey ruling the summer
If you don’t listen to us, that’s a bummer
In the Olympics for a gold medal cummer
I’m a hit in India with the slummers
Bridge 2
This next album is gonna turn them all gay
I went to a jeweler and I stole, I didn’t pay
I’m recording this song on the last day of May
I’m not a follower, I do shit my own way
Verse 3
Unbillievable is coming in with fire
I went to England, I performed in a shire
Every one of my haters is a liar
I could even sing my best through a wire
I got my nuts in a chastity cage
I nutted on a book, on a page
Others’ music is so bad I could rage
I’m a force of some magic, I’m a mage
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