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Uuurgh!
I want to take your leave but there's a policeman eyeing me. (Hey!)
You know he's there every week I wonder
What his query can be. (...got a peaked cap)
My knees are desperately weak and I - oh - my calf,
Maah, the string in me leg's gone and the cop's killing me.
Well I know a girl who wears a
Python coat and it hisses when she comes.
And she's got a three legged goat originally belonged
To her mother, and it misses her mother when it runs.
Ah this house is such a mess it's - full of queens and nuns.
I'll swap you my penny black for a wholesome glimpse of your bits.
You see I never seen those kind of things since I had a
Wife whose tits made me cheat at cards - and in hearts. Unnnh!
Hey, is that natives dancing, na-a-ah, it's just a team of tarts.
(Spoken) Andrew, don't put me on like this again.
Just because I'm the oldest has been according to the itinerary,
You should have warned the public, not me, that John, George,
Paul and Ringo - or Linda - or Yoko
Weren't on this bloody record in the first place.
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