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Song

Match.com (Commercial Break)

Charles Hamilton

Well Isn't This Awkward, 2009, English

Lyrics

Pick up to six lines to make a card.

All the money and the attention in the world
How old you are
Nothing better than a little puppy love
You know my name
(Charles Hamilton)
I need a girl that can keep me in front of her
Make it so it's not that easy to front on her
Only the sky can release me from under her spell
She keeps me between the sheets and comforter
And that's all at first glance
I would put in so much work if all the work can exemplify
The feeling I get inside looking in your eyes
A different mind state than where your intuition lies, ya dig?
If not then it's not you, it's me; so, therefore, it's not you
If it was, you would get it
Smile to yourself and just zip it, we'll connect in a minute
Yes, it was written, my zipper where the pen is
Ink-spitting message all over your kitten
But you still didn't get it, bingo
And that's the reason why I'm single
Girlfriend, tell me you like me
Tell me you love me, like you my
Girlfriend, tell me you need me
Life is too easy 'cause you my
Girlfriend, don't need another
You my only lover, but you not even my
Girlfriend, you not even my
Girlfriend
She said "Why I got to invite you to my house?
It's not like I didn't invite you to my mouth
And you know I won't do nothing spiteful
But I doubt if we end I will still like you so I'm out"
So I said, "Baby, wait, reconsider
I really am a decent nigga
But I been living this life before sleepin' with ya
Before spending weekends with ya, eatin' pizza with ya
In the sheets, being indecent with ya
Doing more than just eatin' in the kitchen
Eating in the kitchen, beatin' in the kitchen
You get horny just bein' in the kitchen
I get flashbacks when I see you in the kitchen
So why even be in the kitchen
If when we begin cookin', we get interrupted
'Cause all these people lookin to cook with their own substance, huh?"
Girlfriend, tell me you like me
Tell me you love me, like you my
Girlfriend, tell me you need me
Life is too easy 'cause you my
Girlfriend, don't need another
You my only lover, but you not even my
Girlfriend, you not even my
Girlfriend
Damn, another story about how another shorty found out
How to make another story be a public story
Fuck it, shorty, you knew what was comin'
Late nights wide awake, thinking about you moving and humming your voice
Exotic and hypnotic, you topless
Laced bottom, I'm rocking nothing but my boxers
I start popping it, and you get it poppin'
Not enough time for a condom
Magnums don't fit, I'm a monster, I promise
But passion has to be a sponsor
So if you're honest, there's no karma
Any drama? You're gon' hate being my baby momma
Hats off to me for being mad raw
Ha, arguments we can laugh off
Unless what you said is the last straw
Then don't come back (At all, at all)
Girlfriend, tell me you like me
Tell me you love me, like you my
Girlfriend, tell me you need me
Life is too easy 'cause you my
Girlfriend, don't need another
You my only lover, but you not even my
Girlfriend, you not even my
Girlfriend
Damn
Woo
Charles Hamilton
You know what?
Maybe if I, like, was a better boyfriend in the past
This song wouldn't make me feel so bad
Maybe I need to be a better boyfriend in the future
Maybe I just need to stop overthinking being a boyfriend
Maybe I need to start trying to be a husband
I need to stop thinking about it. I'm outta here, bye

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