Lyrics
Pick up to six lines to make a card.
Verse 1 - Casper Walsh
Coke until me nose degrades
Biggie said never get high on your own supply but fuck that shit I know I'm paid
Blowin' streets up with the snow grenade
Flood the streets with crack and heroin, nah fuck that!
Get away Chevrolet
Holiday yesterday
Back [?] for sex today
40 in lemonade
Bonnie and Clyde except Eskimo's not me babe
If you knew the real me you wouldn't like me
Lickin' fannies like a 99
'Cause my stomach can't have ice cream
You get smoked like pot
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With a face like [?]
I wish that he was not so poxy lookin'
Oh my God
I wrote the fuckin' handbook to be an animal
I'm just a filthy fat cunt from the capital
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Sour like Lemon Juice
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If you knew the real me, you wouldn't like me
If you knew the real me, you wouldn't like me
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Sour like Lemon Juice
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If you knew the real me, you wouldn't like me
If you knew the real me, you wouldn't like me
Verse 2 - Eskimo Supreme
I'm 'bout to croak it pal it's time to go
It's callin' me, it's time to go
Dentist callin' off a private phone
I've been out for 3 days
3 days poppin [?] past my contacts
Name on dad's phone is coffin dodger
Coppers comin' at me in the motor and the chopper
I take my todger out and do the, do the helicopter
Yes I rally all these drugs
I'm rallyin' the clubs
Pal my back is fuckin' killin' me from carryin' the buzz
All night all night
We stay away from youngfellas that talk shite, talk shite
Ambulance on their way I'm alright, alright
Who's callin' up the paramedics?
I don't need to go home
It's safe to sniff anaesthetics
I feel my face just give me water so I hydrate
[?] I don't go up I don't go down I go sideways
(I'm like a crab on the beach in here I'm goin' sideways
I'm like a crab on the beach in here I'm goin' sideways
I'm like a crab on the beach in here I'm goin' sideways
I'm like a crab on the beach in here I'm goin' sideways)
I'm 'bout to croak it pal it's time to go
It's callin' me it's time to go
Dentist callin off a private phone
I go from 0 to hero to 0 all over again
One minute they fuckin' hate me the next they call me their friend
Eskimo seems like a gent
Eskimo yeah he's my bro
They lick my arse so much that I don't need no toilet roll
Suck it, suck it, suck a fat banger
Suck it, suck it, suck a fat banger
Suck it, suck it, suck a fat banger
Suck it, suck it, ha ha
That cunt is callin' off a private phone
That cunt is callin' off a private phone
That cunt is callin' off a private phone
I never answer to a private phone
Hello?
You dirty bollocks ye
Yo where are ye bro where are ye
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