Lyrics
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Verse 1
There he is
He's the puffball we call Kirby
And Dreamland's the place he defends
Ain't he cute? (He's so cute!)
But he gets a little burpy
Because he devours all his friends
He's got an eating problem
If I saw Kirby coming, I'd probably say, "Quick!"
Shit your pants if you can, also pee, please
Better stop, poop, and roll 'cause he won't eat you whole
If you taste like a fresh batch of feces
Verse 2
Here he comes
Get your fat ass out of town, he would love you to be in his hole
Say your prayers
Because once he wolfs you down
He becomes you by stealing your soul
Then he'll go do your girlfriend
Verse 3
He'll inhale and impale you with teeth no one sees
He likes purple, so watch how you're dressed
Kirby's antisemitic and hungry as hell
He likes kids who eat Kosher the best (Oi)
Verse 4
Holy shit
Kirby's right outside the door
So go hide in the closet and weep
This is it
He'll eat us and then want more
So prepare for a death dark and deep
We're all dead thanks to Kirby
Soon we'll be Kirby doo-doo
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