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This is Judge Janiqua Courtroom
Where if you don't pay, your ass go to jail
The plaintiff is suing for mental anguish
But the descendant says she's a muthafuckin' lie
Let's see what happens
All rise, the honorable Judge Janiqua presidin'
With her lyin' ass
Court is now in session
Please, niggas, put your blunts out
Presidin' over this courtroom here is Judge Janiqua
And what I got before me here is the plaintiff
Laquinta Pinta Jones
And the descendant, Dijonase Brown
Arguin' over the legitimacy of these babies they got
Now who wants to go first?
That'd be me
Shout out to Monifa
Monifa, I told you I was gonna hook you up on TV anyway, girl
But anyway, look
I'm suing this ho for mental anguishes because
(Ho?) Ho, ho
(Fuck you, bitch)
'Cause I did not get my rent paid 'cause she stole my baby daddy
(Aw man)
And she claim that lil' nappy head baby she got is his
(That is not—
Do you know what, first of all
Judge
That ain't even her baby father)
Yes it is, yes it is, he was my first
(Prove that shit, prove that shit)
He was my first, he was my first
(Alright, order the courtroom right now
First of all—)
(No, first)
First of all, don't no ho call and get called
Except for I'm callin' it a ho
Now, let me see the birth certificates
Well, I-I don't, um
I don't actually have mine right now 'cause he was on tour
(See, see that shit, Judge? See that shit?)
He was on tour, but that's his, that's his baby
He come over there and bring the Pampers every week
Well, let me see your birth certificate
(Well, I got the name on the birth certificate)
Do you got yours?
She made that shit on a computer at home
Let me review this here, okay
Let's see, you got a birth certificate, you don't
Only way I can solve this is to ask one question
Which one of y'all sucked his dick?
I did
Did you suck his dick?
(I don't suck dick)
See, I told—and Deshawn would not
Fuck with no ho that didn't suck dick
(That's true)
Quiet in the courtroom, quiet in the courtroom
Quiet in the courtroom, let me think about it
Alright, I thought about it
Laquinta Pinta, the plaintiff gets the case
Case to Laquinta Pinta for sucking dick
(Aw, judge)
Now see the bailiff on the way out
And don't get his balls in your mouth
Thank you very much, thank you very much
Shout out to Brooklyn, Brooklyn, no doubt
And Brick City
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