Song
Humanity’s Wins
Animaniacs, Jess Harnell, Rob Paulsen, Tress MacNeille, Jon Bailey, Clyde Lawrence, Jordan Cohen
Animaniacs: Season 3 (Soundtrack from the Animated Series), 2023, EnglishLyrics
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YAKKO
Pyramids, aqueducts, civilization
Democracy, MLK, desegregation
DOT
Einstein, Alhazen, their famous equations
No smallpox not polio, thanks, vaccinations
YAKKO
Nightingale, Curie, the founding of nations
Van Gogh
DOT
Frida Kahlo
WAKKO
And us animations
Tchaikovsky and Mozart played on violins
To name but a few of humanity’s wins
YAKKO
They aren’t perfect, they’re still learning
So as you judge their worth
We only ask you try to be discerning
Before you smite them from the face of the Earth
WAKKO
Petra, the Taj, and the Great Wall of China
The Three Gorges Dam, the Large Hadron Collidеr
Confucius, the Buddha, and Abraham Lincoln
Plato and Sun Tzu, they got peoplе thinking
DOT
Austen and Shelley, those three Brontë sisters
Kurosawa, Casablanca
WAKKO
And don’t forget Twister!
DOT
Elvis and Freddie
Adele when she sings
These are a few of humanity’s wins
THE WARNERS
They aren’t perfect, but they’re trying
I know you’ve got your doubts
Maybe just give them a chance at complying
Before you go and wipe them all out!
YAKKO
Uh-oh! They’ve taken Ralph into the de-atomizer
They start on the brain first, so we do not have much time!
Renewable energy, green power stations
CHIP
Endangered species and deforestation
WAKKO
The internet, smartphones, the United Nations
CHIP
Major oil spills, coral reef devastation
DOT
Astronauts watching the Earth as it spins
CHIP & TWO-HORNS
Those don’t excuse all humanity’s sins
THE WARNERS
They aren’t perfect, but they’re improving
It takes time to advance
But just look at the direction that they’re moving
And maybe give ‘em one more chance!
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