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Song

Fake Friends

Big Ant Dog, Golden Shenron

2022, English

Lyrics

Pick up to six lines to make a card.

This song is dedicated to someone I used to know
His name was Patrick (Fuck that dude)
Fake friends, that's why they are using you
Fake friends, I just don't find y'all amusing
Fake friends, I just find y'all confusing
Fake friends, that's why they are using you
Fake friends, I just don't find y'all amusing
Fake friends, I just find y'all confusing
I don't fuck with you anymore
I don't give a fuck about ya whore
And I wouldn't give a fuck if she leave yah
I wouldn't care if you were crying on that floor
You used me and shit that's how I feel
This is the revenge, that's why friends end with a “e-n-d”
And bro you weren't a G, if ya want this fake shit like G
I wanna grab a weapon a RPG
Sing to your ex-chick, R&B
We were pushing P, now you want beef
Texting on my phone saying fuck you
But the thing is the fuck you is for you
Because you used me, boo
I'm so glad I lose you, boo
Dissing my name but your name is Patrick
I hope you at this you ugly shit
I am a dick but you swallow one
You can guzzle a whole dick
I hope your dreams come to zero, you fumble it
Once I see you again I just want to humble you
It can be a rumble, I'm a deadbeat friend to you
But you was one to me, thought you were a G
Last time you saw me was years back
But you a big rat, now I got big rack
I'll still give you a big smack
You a jack off, once I beat you, I'll never back off
This ain't no threat but fack off
We all take our hats off contemplating on the situation
I used to know you now you hating
Fuck you Patrick, this is in the making
I don't give a shit about your rating
Now I'm up there with the stars I'm stargazing
Record a whole tape for the fuckin' album
The lean is grape, I don't vape (Nah)
Don't need no Bape, or VLone
But I needed you to leave me alone
But lower yo tone or I'll beat ya up
I'm heartless too but I'll still crack ya bone
You can find my account and phone
I know you at home but I don't give a shit, dawg
Beat off to your mama mouth and make it roam
I'm fake G to you like you was to me
You a whole b, you ain't no G
Man, I'll give your mother my big D
The big vitamin D, make her a nice cup of tea
You ruined my life and you deserve this
Diss you with a bunch of verses
And then I'll do a bunch of curses like Lil B
And if you want a versus, uh
With your bunch of friends
Then I'll bring my bunch of friends
Then we'll never be friends
But I don't need ya, fuck you Patrick
Score a three like it's a fucking hat-trick
Make her my slut she my bad bitch
Turn her to a thot but she'll be sad, shit
I know your fathers going through it, through taxes
But I'll get that motherfucker too
I'll get that motherfucker, who
You probably have no clue
Fuck that I hate this motherfucker with the whole of me
Sorry God, if I'm not being holy
But you told me, to chill
But still no love to this Patrick bitch (Uh)
Fake friends, that's why they are using you
Fake friends, I just don't find y'all amusing
Fake friends, I just find y'all confusing
Fake friends, that's why they are using you
Fake friends, I just don't find y'all amusing
Fake friends, I just find y'all confusing
Fake friends, that's why they are using you
Fake friends, I just don't find y'all amusing
Fake friends, I just find y'all confusing
Fake friends, that's why they are using you
Fake friends, I just don't find y'all amusing
Fake friends, I just find y'all confusing
Was on F' the Beth's
But it was deleted (Deleted)
Fake friends to the real friends
It get so heated (Heated)
It's so repeated (Yeah)
I'm GS, can't trust a girl
Who play you like a DS
Or a fucking NES (Uh)
I trust me, myself and I, I'm the best
Moving away from the fake shit
I need a rest
I'm a dragon, I just fly away
I don't need you to stay, hoe
See Goku, he slay, yo (Yo!)
See Vegeta, he slay, bro (Oh)
Done with the verse, I go
Done with the curse shit, I know
Done with the worst shit, man, I go
Done with the stupid shit ,bitch, I go
Done with the worst hoe, I go
Fake friends, that's why they are using you
Fake friends, I just don't find y'all amusing
Fake friends, I just find y'all confusing
Fake friends, that's why they are using you
Fake friends, I just don't find y'all amusing
Fake friends, I just find y'all confusing

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