Lyrics
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Pre-Intro: Colleen Ballinger
What a great way to start a video
[Intro: Milo, _Tarzan]_
You're very excited for another class, right?
_Oh, oh, oh, yeah_
A picture speaks a thousand words
With that
I introduce you to the fantastic world of gay sex
[Verse 1: Cupcakke, _Adele]_
I've been thinking
That I got no idea you're _masturbating_
Am I peeing or am I coming?
Are you always gonna bet this bitch still be in lowercase?
When it ended, I kinda hoped that it'd be open...
But you never got dick
Well, I guess you can't hold on that penis like a letter when I seal it
Pre-Chorus
But I know a place where we can fuck us
I know it ain't tight but it's tight enough
From dick going down to dick going up
It's like you're here in me
Chorus
Whenever I close my butt, it's taking my vagina
Been drowning in cum lately like it's 2019, papi
Whenever I'm missing dick, call you up but I can't hurt this
Don't know where you squirt lately but I'll see you in my hole, maybe
I think we should fuck up in every zipcode
It will make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
I'm kinda wet, it's bittersweet, at least a girl can swallow twins
Verse 2
Fuck that shit, you can give me that dick
But please don't post no pics on so' (Don't do it)
I got nxxxs in my DM's, bet they got BM's
But I would have to assume
I got that nasty when they walk past me
Other people like, "Please get a room"
I wanna fuck you and him
But if you post me, bitch, I'm through
Pre-Chorus
But I know a place where we can fuck us
I know it ain't tight but it's tight enough
From dick going down to dick going up
It's like you're here in me
Chorus
Whenever I close my butt, it's taking my vagina
Been drowning in cum lately like it's 2019, papi
Whenever I'm missing dick, call you up but I can't hurt this
Don't know where you squirt lately but I'll see you in my hole, maybe
I think we should fuck up in every zipcode
It will make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
I'm kinda wet, it's bittersweet, at least a girl can swallow twins
Bridge
I know it's only down my butt (Ooh)
Playin' three nights on the stereo
Like a movie scene, Bill Cosby-oh
Oh, I shove down the dick so my tonsils rip (Ah)
It's like you're here in me
Interrupted Chorus
Whenever I close my butt, it's taking my vagina
Been drowning in cum lately like it's 2019, papi
Whenever I'm missing dick...
Break: Tadashi Hamada
This is Tadashi Hamada, I'm back
This is what I'm working with
Let's do this...
Let's make this interesting
(Fuck!)
What a mess!
That's all for now, I'm satisfied with my gear
Returned Chorus:
Like it's 2019, papi
Whenever I'm missing dick, call you up but I can't hurt this
Don't know where you squirt lately but I'll see you in my hole, maybe
I think we should fuck up in every zipcode
It will make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
I'm kinda wet, it's bittersweet
Can we suck dick at least?
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