Lyrics
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Intro
Ouu (Hahaha)
(Woah, penis)
Hook
Brand new fuck-machine, fuck my ass hard
With a dildo in my ass like I'm a cop
Have you ever seen a real cock-a-hockstar?
This ain't no guitar, bitch, this a cock
My cock told me to promise you gon' squeeze me
Better let me go when I need a pee
Soon as I fuck you on this bed, I get the bus
And if that ain't okay, don't give a fuck
Verse 1
It's safe to say I earned it, ain't a fella gave me cocking
I'm ready to hop out on a booty, get to busting
Know you heard me say, "You gay, you gay," don't make me push the button
Full of cock, dropped enough cum to fill up a fucking bucket
Going for buckets, I got a whopper
I got a big bum, it hold a dumper, ain't going for nothing
I'm ready to share it out on all these fellas, I can see 'em cumming
Just talked to my mama, she hit me on FaceTime just to check up on me and my brother
I was tied up, she know that her eldest son was guaranteed to get all of the cock in (Okay, let's go!)
I know that my massive cock was always guaranteed to get the poop
She know what I do, she know 'fore I run from an asshole, I'ma pull it out and shoot (Coom!)
Big massive D, I'm always waking up in wet sheets like I need the loo
I take a D, I take another massive penis like I'm a fucking dude
And I'd take another penis too
Interlude
This song's so fucking autistic, it's not even a fucking joke
Hook
Brand new fuck-machine, fuck my ass hard
With a dildo in my ass like I'm a cop
Have you ever seen a real cock-a-hockstar?
This ain't no guitar, bitch, this a cock
My cock told me to promise you gon' squeeze me
Better let me go when I need a pee
Soon as I fuck you on this bed, I get the bus
And if that ain't okay, don't give a fuck
Verse 2
Keep the cock in when I'm ridin' the Suburban
'Cause the penis had a young Iain swerving
I got the cock, watch me watch it like a virgin
And the balls in, that's why sweat is running down my jersey
Take the cock out, pull it out, lick it clean and put it back in my ass
Take my stretched out booty hole and fill it up with shards of broken glass
Got a big dick, have a wank, get arrested, keep on having wanks
Get beat up in jail, get stabbed with a nail
That's why I got a huge scar on my hand
Dick big, gotta go to a tailor, get made special pants
Big flid, gotta go to the doctor, get my special meds
Big jizz, wake up with a huge stain, smell like cum on my bed
Asshole smell like a 47-week-old loaf of bread
Interlude
If you wouldn't mind
I would really enjoy if you brought back the hook
Please, bring back the hook in the following bars
Hook
Brand new fuck-machine, fuck my ass hard
With a dildo in my ass like I'm a cop
Have you ever seen a real cock-a-hockstar?
This ain't no guitar, bitch, this a cock
My cock told me to promise you gon' squeeze me
Better let me go when I need a pee
Soon as I fuck you on this bed, I get the bus
And if that ain't okay, don't give a fuck
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