Lyrics
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Verse 1: Bart Baker as Justin Bieber
Your crotch is looking beautiful tonight
Got a wedgie in the front and it's riding high
I know what you got going on below
'Cuz baby girl, you got a cameltoe
Word on the streets that I sound like a chick
And some people say I got a baby dick
But you're the one with problems down below
'Cuz baby girl, you got a cameltoe
Chorus: Justin Bieber
(It's huge) Shawty, it's huge
(It's huge) Shawty, it's huge
(It's huge) You got a cameltoe
Verse 2: Justin Bieber
(AY!) Those jeans are so damn tight
Don't say a word, I'm reading your lips tonight
You should probably check yourself below
'Cuz baby girl, you got a cameltoe
I don't wanna miss out on the holiday
But I can't stop staring at your "fish fillet"
Your crotch is eating up your pants, fo' sho'
And it's giving you, a massive cameltoe
Chorus: Justin Bieber
(It's huge) Shawty, it's hugе
(It's huge) Shawty, it's huge
(It's huge) You got a camеltoe
Bridge: Bart Baker as Santa Claus
Toe-Toe-Toe, Mother Fuckers!
Your girls got issues, down below in her pants
So come over here Bieber, and sit on my lap
I got a huge sack, and it ain't full o' toys
But it's full of great goodies, for all girls and boys (AY!)
You sure are a cutie
Been stalkin' your ass since you released "Baby"
Looks like you've been nice, so now it's time to get naughty
Come give me a kiss, old Kris Kringle is horny
[Interlude: Santa Claus] (Spoken)
"Kissy Lips, kissy lips, kissy lips" Come here Justin
"Kissy Lips, kissy lips" Come here little girl
"Kissy Lips, kissy lips" Give me a kiss
"Kissy Lips, kissy lips, kissy lips" Give me a kiss on the lips, come on
Chorus: Justin Bieber
(AY!)
(It's huge) Shawty, it's huge
(It's huge) Shawty, it's huge
(It's huge) You got a cameltoe (AY!)
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