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Hello, this is your captain speaking
My name is Jeremiah, and I'd like to welcome you on this flight on jerimiawongo airlines
Uhh, we are currently heading to Tokyo, Japan, from, uhh, Slough
Uhh, hold on, lemme get my iPhone GPS so I know where we going
(FUCK!)
(Excuse me!)
Uhh, okay, my bad, the AirPods ran out so we can't really use the steering wheel
(The fuck?)
(Huh?)
I don't know, I don't make the tech
(What are they doing?)
Oh, okay, it's fine. I got the Android in me
Everyone, please set your phone to airplane mode so I got uninterrupted YouTube for Family Guy clips to focus on the flight
I only care for your safety
Uh, that's all, drinks will be served
And, you…
Thank you for boarding with jerimiawongo airlines!
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