Lyrics
Pick up to six lines to make a card.
Verse 1
Getting bored of Walls 2
I should find a new minigame
October 2013, saw the game and I thought
Oh my God, the fuck is this?
So many OP kits
But I guess I'll play a game
Horse tamers, every game
Dominating winter all day long
Everybody's kit's the same
Because it is so damn strong
But hey, I can survive
I get better ping here than to the Hive
Teams and hackers everywhere
But nobody plays Blitz, to be fair
Chorus
So I'll keep on playing
And get Horsetamer VI
My horse is fast but stupid
And I will call it Brick
Toxicologist gets added
With a level five stone sword
Keep going with a single dream that
One day I'll be leaderboards
Gonna join another map
But I know it's all in vain
Trying to earn some coins
But it's not worth the pain
Got a long list of level sevens
No high level kits I've gained
Keep getting Rogue'd in deathmatch
That's just the game
Verse 2
Hypixel gets a new host
I will miss you, thirty ping
Now it's on the East Coast
But now I only want one thing
To get the YouTube rank
What the fuck, it's thirty-K subs?
And I join the Elite team
Screaming, crying, horse users
As we Nerf their kit to bits
Don't worry, toxic's next
We'll completely revamp Blitz
Make it a whole new game
While I try and rise to fame
I'll make for myself a name
When I'm done here, this game will never be the same
Chorus
So I release my first montage
Become a rising star
People blame my hit detection
Because of my five bar
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer ten
People blame thorns constantly but
I still make one again
I name it Unexpected
Later I release Life
My personal favorite
Flawlesses left and right
But Blitz has some new problems
And this one's pretty dumb
Only one map ever fills up
Why is it Caelum?
Bridge
Remove Caelum and replace it with V2
But it's still half the things people queue
So many teams, the forums explode
So we release an update, team mode
Chorus
That was my last move
And I leave the Elite Team
People ask me why but
I must follow my dreams
So I guess that marks the end of
My whole nine month regime
But I'm telling you the game is
Better off than it seems
So that was Blitz
It's been over a year
Nowadays there's nothing
But lots of diamond gear
There's five scouts in each round
It's getting quite insane
I keep getting janitored but
That's just the game
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