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Verse: Vanbrosmovies
Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah
On Thanksgiving Day, I grabbed some mac
Went back for thirds, my mom said
“Hey honey please save some more”
I said “Don’t you ever touch me when I’m grabbing my mac”
And then I ruined Thanksgiving
Brought my dog and put him in the oven
That motherfucker cooked
Like a turkey
Of course that was all that happened
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I drowned a stinkbug in the sink
Watched that little fat fucker try to get out
It was funny, yeah, it was
I felt bad so I gave him breath to breath
Not CPR causе that shit’s gay
*cough*
Oh my god
My balls
Sticky
My cock
Not stiffy
Because that’s a bad word, this is a Christian song
Went to thе marines, walked down boulevard
Saw a Mexican guy get shot, the guy said
“One Mexican down”
If that’s racist, my bad, I love the gays
Except for you Bob
Fuck you Bob
Yeah, yeah
Ball, ball
My granny called, she said, "Travvy, you work too hard
I'm worried you forget about me"
Ball, ball, ball
I'm fallin' in and out of clouds
Don't worry, I'ma get it, Granny
Ball, ball, ball
Ball, ball, ball
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