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Bodega Bathroom

Saturday Night Live, Beck Bennett, Kate McKinnon, John Mulaney, Kyle M, Mikey Day, Aidy Bryant, Kenan Thompson, Melissa Villaseñor, Cecily Strong, Chris Redd, Pete Davidson

2019, Englisch

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Yo, just the Skittles, and do you have a bottle of water?
Uh, sure. You want it super hot or solid block of ice?
Never mind
Hey, do you have a bathroom?
A what?
A bathroom. You know, a bathroom I can use?
Dude, did you just ask to use a bathroom in a bodega?
I mean, what? Who cares? It's an emergency
Would you like the key to the bathroom?
Yo, Charlie, if you do this, I don't think we can be friends anymore, man
Dude, relax! It's just a bathroom. I'm sure it's fine
And so it shall be. Oh, Bodega Cat, show this man to the bathroom
Make a wish! Hold your breath!
(Song)
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of zero sanitation
Close your eyes
And avoid inhalation
If you want a few parasites
Take a look around and view them
All the sticky stuff is fluid
Want to know for sure? Put a blacklight to it
Oh my God!
That's right, you're the first person to use this bathroom that's not a dog giving birth
What kind of creep would let a bathroom get like this?
I did!
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Who can sell you condoms
And AriZona iced tea
A loose cigarette and plantain chips?
The bodega man can!
Oh, the bodega man can!
The bodega man can, 'cause he mixes lots of pills
And calls them Tiger Sex Pills
Who can make a rainbow
Out of cans of Goya beans?
The Oreos are Russian and the ATM's Chinese
The bodega man can!
Oh, the bodega man can!
Enough! The child is mine! He took the key, and now he must pay the ultimate price!
I'm sorry, my son. I cannot protect you any longer
Aw, come on! Feed me, Seymour! Feed me!
Stop!
Bodega Virgin Mary candle?
That's right! If no one else will protect the boy, then I will. And I hope that someday we can erase
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The memory
Oh, this horrible memory
When he needed a toilet
In a moment of shame
If you touch me, you'll understand what unhappiness is
Your worst day has begun
Well, that was both beautiful and disgusting. I think I learned my lesson
Not yet, you haven't
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Oompa loompa oompety do
We've got a troubling bathroom for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
We got an "F" from the CDC
What do you get when you sit on that seat?
Swine HPV and a wave of heat
Where are you at
Getting desperate like that?
The sink is a swimming pool for rats
I don't like the looks of it
Wait, wait, wait. You got Oompa-Loompas in your bodega?
Oh, no, those are just Sour Patch Kids that have been in the store so long, they came to life
Hey look, Mister, here's your key back. I decided not to use the bathroom
No, Charlie, don't you see? It's all yours now. The bathroom, the bodega, I'm leaving all of it to you. You passed the test
But what will I do with it?
It's a bodega, Charlie. The possibilities are endless, because there's
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525,600 items
525 thousand unrelated things
525 thousand flavors of ramen
How can we sell you one loose beer?
And shampoo and hot dogs and the worst-ever cup of coffee
And tampons on the top shelf
Why are they there?
There's a guy who doesn't work here
Just sitting and watching soccer
And chargers
But they're only for an iPhone 3
And what about flan?
The dessert called flan?
Just-unwrapped flan
Bodega of love
Love
The toilet don't flush
The toilet don't flush
All right, I've decided to drop out of NYU and run the bodega full-time!
Yeah, bodega of love!
Love!

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